[Author’s Note: I’m sorry this is so late. I originally wanted to post this on the Fourth of July, but life hit me in the face with a bag of bricks. Still, better late than never.]

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National holidays are a time that people use in order to enjoy a simple day off from work. Some holidays tend to get more wild than others. Starting with New Years, and ending with Christmas, people will use whatever holiday they can get. But unfortunately, not every has that same luxury. I, for one, am one of those people who must suffer while others can relax.

As I woke up, grabbing my phone and checking the date, I couldn’t help but shake my head in disappointment. Even being half awake, I already knew that my shift today would be nothing but a waste of time. Most people would want to get paid to do nothing all day.

But when your job is such in a bad position, being paid to do nothing becomes extremely annoying.

“Why the fuck am I here?”

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