Tag: 100 Words

100 Word Story – Babysitting (Part Five)

Don’t we all just love children? Aren’t they just the greatest bundle of joy, bringing happiness everywhere they go with their laughter and bubbly attitudes? Geez, aren’t they just… some of the most annoying things on the planet?

All they do is make loud noise, screaming at the top of their lungs for no apparent reason, running around the house in a mad dash chasing something that they made up? I mean, who the hell can have so much fun running after something that doesn’t exist?

They only thing that makes babysitting a kid doable is giving me enough cash to put up with it, and even then it needs to be a nice amount.

Kids suck.

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100 Word Story – Babysitting (Part Four)

Don’t we all just love children? Aren’t they just the greatest bundle of joy, bringing happiness everywhere they go with their laughter and bubbly attitudes? Geez, aren’t they just… some of the most annoying things on the planet?

All they do is make loud noise, screaming at the top of their lungs for no apparent reason, running around the house in a mad dash chasing something that they made up? I mean, who the hell can have so much fun running after something that doesn’t exist?

They only thing that makes babysitting a kid doable is giving me enough cash to put up with it, and even then it needs to be a nice amount.

Kids suck.

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100 Word Story – Babysitting (Part Three)

Don’t we all just love children? Aren’t they just the greatest bundle of joy, bringing happiness everywhere they go with their laughter and bubbly attitudes? Geez, aren’t they just… some of the most annoying things on the planet?

All they do is make loud noise, screaming at the top of their lungs for no apparent reason, running around the house in a mad dash chasing something that they made up? I mean, who the hell can have so much fun running after something that doesn’t exist?

They only thing that makes babysitting a kid doable is giving me enough cash to put up with it, and even then it needs to be a nice amount.

Kids suck.

Continue reading Babysitting

100 Word Story – Babysitting (Part Two)

Don’t we all just love children? Aren’t they just the greatest bundle of joy, bringing happiness everywhere they go with their laughter and bubbly attitudes? Geez, aren’t they just… some of the most annoying things on the planet?

All they do is make loud noise, screaming at the top of their lungs for no apparent reason, running around the house in a mad dash chasing something that they made up? I mean, who the hell can have so much fun running after something that doesn’t exist?

They only thing that makes babysitting a kid doable is giving me enough cash to put up with it, and even then it needs to be a nice amount.

Kids suck.

Continue reading Babysitting

100 Word Story – Babysitting (Part One)

Don’t we all just love children? Aren’t they just the greatest bundle of joy, bringing happiness everywhere they go with their laughter and bubbly attitudes? Geez, aren’t they just… some of the most annoying things on the planet?

All they do is make loud noise, screaming at the top of their lungs for no apparent reason, running around the house in a mad dash chasing something that they made up? I mean, who the hell can have so much fun running after something that doesn’t exist?

They only thing that make babysitting a kid doable is giving me enough cash to put up with it, and even then it needs to be a nice amount.

Kids suck.

Continue reading Babysitting

100 Word Story – Broadcast (Finale)

The world has become so technologically advanced that old forms of communication and hearing information could have easily be phased out of existence. However, those old ways were just reinforced, being improved to stay modern and relevant. Sending mail across the world, sending a fax through, and even simple courier services are still in use today. But for me, I prefer the use of radio.

Having my own radio show as a way to converse and hear the opinions of others is a great way to help get information out and about. I could share something that others may not know about and I could learn about something that may have my interest. As long as people can back up something weighty and give proof for something that may be outrageous, then the information is worth knowing.

But having theories and conspiracies based on nothing, that just drives me up the wall.

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100 Word Story – Broadcast (Part Four)

The world has become so technologically advanced that old forms of communication and hearing information could have easily be phased out of existence. However, those old ways were just reinforced, being improved to stay modern and relevant. Sending mail across the world, sending a fax through, and even simple courier services are still in use today. But for me, I prefer the use of radio.

Having my own radio show as a way to converse and hear the opinions of others is a great way to help get information out and about. I could share something that others may not know about and I could learn about something that may have my interest. As long as people can back up something weighty and give proof for something that may be outrageous, then the information is worth knowing.

But having theories and conspiracies based on nothing, that just drives me up the wall.

Continue reading Broadcast

100 Word Story – Broadcast (Part Three)

The world has become so technologically advanced that old forms of communication and hearing information could have easily be phased out of existence. However, those old ways were just reinforced, being improved to stay modern and relevant. Sending mail across the world, sending a fax through, and even simple courier services are still in use today. But for me, I prefer the use of radio.

Having my own radio show as a way to converse and hear the opinions of others is a great way to help get information out and about. I could share something that others may not know about and I could learn about something that may have my interest. As long as people can back up something weighty and give proof for something that may be outrageous, then the information is worth knowing.

But having theories and conspiracies based on nothing, that just drives me up the wall.

Continue reading Broadcast

100 Word Story – Broadcast (Part Two)

The world has become so technologically advanced that old forms of communication and hearing information could have easily be phased out of existence. However, those old ways were just reinforced, being improved to stay modern and relevant. Sending mail across the world, sending a fax through, and even simple courier services are still in use today. But for me, I prefer the use of radio.

Having my own radio show as a way to converse and hear the opinions of others is a great way to help get information out and about. I could share something that others may not know about and I could learn about something that may have my interest. As long as people can back up something weighty and give proof for something that may be outrageous, then the information is worth knowing.

But having theories and conspiracies based on nothing, that just drives me up the wall.

Continue reading Broadcast

100 Word Story – Broadcast (Part One)

The world has become so technologically advanced that old forms of communication and hearing information could have easily be phased out of existence. However, those old ways were just reinforced, being improved to stay modern and relevant. Sending mail across the world, sending a fax through, and even simple courier services are still in use today. But for me, I prefer the use of radio.

Having my own radio show as a way to converse and hear the opinions of others is a great way to help get information out and about. I could share something that others may not know about and I could learn about something that may have my interest. As long as people can back up something weighty and give proof for something that may be outrageous, then the information is worth knowing.

But having theories and conspiracies based on nothing, that just drives me up the wall.

Continue reading Broadcast

100 Word Story – The Coupon Incident (Finale)

For once, I would just like to have a normal graveyard shift go by without any kind of incident. Between then alcoholics trying to buy even more beer when they come in or the homeless guys from down the block trying to steal some food before going into hiding for the night, I would like to have just one uneventful shift.

I really wouldn’t mind sitting behind the counter most of the shift waiting for a customer to come in and calmly buy a pack of smokes or a cheap lotto ticket. I mean, why the hell do the morning and mid-shifts get all of the polite people while I get all of the weirdos?

And why the hell am I always on my own during this? Thank god there’s a security camera to catch this all going down.

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100 Word Story – The Coupon Incident (Part Five)

For once, I would just like to have a normal graveyard shift go by without any kind of incident. Between then alcoholics trying to buy even more beer when they come in or the homeless guys from down the block trying to steal some food before going into hiding for the night, I would like to have just one uneventful shift.

I really wouldn’t mind sitting behind the counter most of the shift waiting for a customer to come in and calmly buy a pack of smokes or a cheap lotto ticket. I mean, why the hell do the morning and mid-shifts get all of the polite people while I get all of the weirdos?

And why the hell am I always on my own during this? Thank god there’s a security camera to catch this all going down.

Continue reading The Coupon Incident