Tag: Comedy

100 Word Story – Broadcast (Part Three)

The world has become so technologically advanced that old forms of communication and hearing information could have easily be phased out of existence. However, those old ways were just reinforced, being improved to stay modern and relevant. Sending mail across the world, sending a fax through, and even simple courier services are still in use today. But for me, I prefer the use of radio.

Having my own radio show as a way to converse and hear the opinions of others is a great way to help get information out and about. I could share something that others may not know about and I could learn about something that may have my interest. As long as people can back up something weighty and give proof for something that may be outrageous, then the information is worth knowing.

But having theories and conspiracies based on nothing, that just drives me up the wall.

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100 Word Story – Broadcast (Part Two)

The world has become so technologically advanced that old forms of communication and hearing information could have easily be phased out of existence. However, those old ways were just reinforced, being improved to stay modern and relevant. Sending mail across the world, sending a fax through, and even simple courier services are still in use today. But for me, I prefer the use of radio.

Having my own radio show as a way to converse and hear the opinions of others is a great way to help get information out and about. I could share something that others may not know about and I could learn about something that may have my interest. As long as people can back up something weighty and give proof for something that may be outrageous, then the information is worth knowing.

But having theories and conspiracies based on nothing, that just drives me up the wall.

Continue reading Broadcast

100 Word Story – Broadcast (Part One)

The world has become so technologically advanced that old forms of communication and hearing information could have easily be phased out of existence. However, those old ways were just reinforced, being improved to stay modern and relevant. Sending mail across the world, sending a fax through, and even simple courier services are still in use today. But for me, I prefer the use of radio.

Having my own radio show as a way to converse and hear the opinions of others is a great way to help get information out and about. I could share something that others may not know about and I could learn about something that may have my interest. As long as people can back up something weighty and give proof for something that may be outrageous, then the information is worth knowing.

But having theories and conspiracies based on nothing, that just drives me up the wall.

Continue reading Broadcast

100 Word Story – The Coupon Incident (Finale)

For once, I would just like to have a normal graveyard shift go by without any kind of incident. Between then alcoholics trying to buy even more beer when they come in or the homeless guys from down the block trying to steal some food before going into hiding for the night, I would like to have just one uneventful shift.

I really wouldn’t mind sitting behind the counter most of the shift waiting for a customer to come in and calmly buy a pack of smokes or a cheap lotto ticket. I mean, why the hell do the morning and mid-shifts get all of the polite people while I get all of the weirdos?

And why the hell am I always on my own during this? Thank god there’s a security camera to catch this all going down.

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100 Word Story – The Coupon Incident (Part Five)

For once, I would just like to have a normal graveyard shift go by without any kind of incident. Between then alcoholics trying to buy even more beer when they come in or the homeless guys from down the block trying to steal some food before going into hiding for the night, I would like to have just one uneventful shift.

I really wouldn’t mind sitting behind the counter most of the shift waiting for a customer to come in and calmly buy a pack of smokes or a cheap lotto ticket. I mean, why the hell do the morning and mid-shifts get all of the polite people while I get all of the weirdos?

And why the hell am I always on my own during this? Thank god there’s a security camera to catch this all going down.

Continue reading The Coupon Incident

100 Word Story – The Coupon Incident (Part Four)

For once, I would just like to have a normal graveyard shift go by without any kind of incident. Between then alcoholics trying to buy even more beer when they come in or the homeless guys from down the block trying to steal some food before going into hiding for the night, I would like to have just one uneventful shift.

I really wouldn’t mind sitting behind the counter most of the shift waiting for a customer to come in and calmly buy a pack of smokes or a cheap lotto ticket. I mean, why the hell do the morning and mid-shifts get all of the polite people while I get all of the weirdos?

And why the hell am I always on my own during this? Thank god there’s a security camera to catch this all going down.

Continue reading The Coupon Incident

100 Word Story – The Coupon Incident (Part Three)

For once, I would just like to have a normal graveyard shift go by without any kind of incident. Between then alcoholics trying to buy even more beer when they come in or the homeless guys from down the block trying to steal some food before going into hiding for the night, I would like to have just one uneventful shift.

I really wouldn’t mind sitting behind the counter most of the shift waiting for a customer to come in and calmly buy a pack of smokes or a cheap lotto ticket. I mean, why the hell do the morning and mid-shifts get all of the polite people while I get all of the weirdos?

And why the hell am I always on my own during this? Thank god there’s a security camera to catch this all going down.

Continue reading The Coupon Incident

100 Word Story – The Coupon Incident (Part Two)

For once, I would just like to have a normal graveyard shift go by without any kind of incident. Between then alcoholics trying to buy even more beer when they come in or the homeless guys from down the block trying to steal some food before going into hiding for the night, I would like to have just one uneventful shift.

I really wouldn’t mind sitting behind the counter most of the shift waiting for a customer to come in and calmly buy a pack of smokes or a cheap lotto ticket. I mean, why the hell do the morning and mid-shifts get all of the polite people while I get all of the weirdos?

And why the hell am I always on my own during this? Thank god there’s a security camera to catch this all going down.

Continue reading The Coupon Incident

100 Word Story – The Coupon Incident (Part One)

For once, I would just like to have a normal graveyard shift go by without any kind of incident. Between then alcoholics trying to buy even more beer when they come in or the homeless guys from down the block trying to steal some food before going into hiding for the night, I would like to have just one uneventful shift.

I really wouldn’t mind sitting behind the counter most of the shift waiting for a customer to come in and calmly buy a pack of smokes or a cheap lotto ticket. I mean, why the hell do the morning and mid-shifts get all of the polite people while I get all of the weirdos?

And why the hell am I always on my own during this? Thank god there’s a security camera to catch this all going down.

Continue reading The Coupon Incident

100 Word Story – 24-Hour Creep (Finale)

Do you know what it’s like working as a clerk for a never-closing convenience store? It’s nothing but the simple scan-and-bag method of service with a couple of disputes with people trying to hand off fake bills to you and teenagers trying to steal beer. In all honesty, that’s what to be expected at a lame job like this—it’s not hard, but don’t expect something exciting to happen.

The only real downside to this is based on which shift you get stuck with. Morning shift deals with cranky adults and kids coming in, bitching and complaining about how hard their life is. Middle shift has to deal with the afterschool flood of kids wanting cheap snacks and evening rush of workers trying to find a way to kill time before heading home.

But for the overnight shift… we have to deal with the creeps. Even worse if you have tits like I do.

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100 Word Story – 24-Hour Creep (Part Four)

Do you know what it’s like working as a clerk for a never-closing convenience store? It’s nothing but the simple scan-and-bag method of service with a couple of disputes with people trying to hand off fake bills to you and teenagers trying to steal beer. In all honesty, that’s what to be expected at a lame job like this—it’s not hard, but don’t expect something exciting to happen.

The only real downside to this is based on which shift you get stuck with. Morning shift deals with cranky adults and kids coming in, bitching and complaining about how hard their life is. Middle shift has to deal with the afterschool flood of kids wanting cheap snacks and evening rush of workers trying to find a way to kill time before heading home.

But for the overnight shift… we have to deal with the creeps. Even worse if you have tits like I do.

Continue reading 24-Hour Creep

100 Word Story – 24-Hour Creep (Part Three)

Do you know what it’s like working as a clerk for a never-closing convenience store? It’s nothing but the simple scan-and-bag method of service with a couple of disputes with people trying to hand off fake bills to you and teenagers trying to steal beer. In all honesty, that’s what to be expected at a lame job like this—it’s not hard, but don’t expect something exciting to happen.

The only real downside to this is based on which shift you get stuck with. Morning shift deals with cranky adults and kids coming in, bitching and complaining about how hard their life is. Middle shift has to deal with the afterschool flood of kids wanting cheap snacks and evening rush of workers trying to find a way to kill time before heading home.

But for the overnight shift… we have to deal with the creeps. Even worse if you have tits like I do.

Continue reading 24-Hour Creep