Tag: Comedy

Bartender’s Thinking

People always go out to bars and clubs to have a good time with friends and loved ones. Lively music, lively people, and an exciting environment, the nightlife is one that draws people in for good times.

Sometimes, even the ones who have to provide the service for the bar can get swept up in the raging excitement. Alcohol flying off of the shelves, mistakes being made into regrets, the people of the night see it all.

And the person who gets to have the biggest influence in what happens at night are the bartenders. They’re the ones getting people drunk, after all.

A young man in a nice white button-up jacket with a black undershirt approaches the counter, “Jack on the Rocks, please.”

However, I do want to see if he’ll be able to hold it together under certain circumstances, mostly getting his ass handed to him.

Alex & Sam’s Daily Life – Cotton Candy Girl

Working in a big office building will eventually get tiresome; staring at a screen all day, making phone calls and having meetings so many times will eventually ware a person out. It’s even worse when you have to deal with irresponsible clientele.

Aside from dealing with clients, every now and they, co-workers help out newcomers of the group to make sure they fully understand how to do the job to the best of their ability.

Then there are co-workers who really focus on the job too much, mostly focusing on what to do for the weekend.

“Yup. You’ve got ass.”

I can see a gleam in Eliza’s eyes when she says, “I bet you two role-play a student-teacher relationship when you’re about to fu–”

“Stop right there!”

Engraved Blackboard

I’ve finally reached my goal: The Black Void. I’ve traveled far and endured much, but I’m finally here. As much as I would like to avoid this incident, I sadly do now have a choice.

I must endure just a bit further before I can retire and retreat to my simple resting place.

I will make sure my engravings will not be in vain.

Armed with my white stick of power, I engrave sacred markings on it, moving as fast as I can. I can’t stand being in front of here.

Alex & Sam’s Daily Life – Welcome to Work

Alexis is the breadwinner in the relationship, while Samantha is the loving housewife making sure Alexis makes it out of the house on time every day for work. After a long night, Alexis surprisingly misses her alarm and has to rush to work before she gets caught for being late.

We get to learn about one of Alexis’ co-workers who she has to deal with during the struggle of the normal 9-to-5 office job. Fortunately, her co-workers have a nice sense of humor.

I spit out my toothbrush and look down at Sam, my face blushing red from both surprise and embarrassment, “What the hell are you doing?!”

“Helping you get dressed.”

“I can get dressed on my own. I don’t need help putting on clothes.”

Shakespeare in the Sunset

Nature’s always a pretty sight to behold. Catching it during the perfect moment can inspire anybody to just take a moment and think about certain memories about loved ones.

Relaxing in the daily sunset, watching the orange sun passing across the horizon is a photograph worth thousands of words. It’s even the perfect time to joke around.

“… Are you high, Rebecca? Because you sound so high right now.”

Confessions Against the Rules

Many romance novels and stories often have a forbidden love feature: a Romeo and Juliet style situation that prevents the two lovers from ever truly showing their affection. Some end in tragedy and some get the happy finale that was expected.

Regardless, if there’s a forming bond between two and they’re both willing to go to secret lengths to keep the relationship alive, then it was meant to be. Same goes for a bond between a student and their teacher.

As much as I should be panicking right now, I’m completely calm; I know who grabbed me.

“Took you long enough, Kyouko.”

Winged Friend

Ever imagined what it would be like to have your very own talking bird a a pet? Having a nice little talking buddy with you in a room?

Now, what if instead of a bird, it was a Harpy that was roughly the size of a teenager and instead of talking, needed you for a favor? But hey, a Harpy is a kind of bird.

“Wait, are you sure that this is a good idea?”

“It’s the best idea I can think of right now. Obviously, if I was in a better situation, I wouldn’t be asking you do this for me.”

Alex & Sam’s Daily Life – Creepy Crawly in the Attic (Part 2)

Most of the time when people come home from work, they want to take a moment to kick back and relax, maybe watch some T.V or read a good book. That’s normal.

Having to save your girlfriend from some kind of “creature” that tried to kill her? That’s not normal. But hey, things happen.

No response again. Maybe Sam stepped out to go somewhere? But even if she did, she would text me or something just letting me know if she wouldn’t be home by the time I get off from work. What the hell is going on?

Alex & Sam’s Daily Life – Creepy Crawly in the Attic (Part 1)

Samantha decides to do some more cleaning around the house while Alexis is out at work, but somehow ends up finding herself on the wrong side of the tracks. She finds a few new things, one of them putting her into a hysterical rage.

What did she find that made her go crazy and run?

This little bastard snuck its way out of the box, moved through the field of wooden train tracks, and decided to make itself comfortable right on top of my hand.

Alex & Sam’s Daily Life – I’ll Clean Another Day

Some people find entertainment in cleaning with all of the washing and the dusting and the fresh smells left behind. Some have special methods to get it done. Sam’s one of those people.

When she doesn’t have the tools she needs however, she gets a little lazy and abandons the idea of cleaning for the day. 

“Where the hell did I put my scrub brush skates?!”

Alex & Sam’s Daily Life Synopsis

Following the life of Alexis and Samantha, this comedic slice-of-life details the every day lives of the live-in couple. From talking about what they want to dinner, trying to get rid of a hideaway spider in the bedroom, and even getting locked in the bathroom, this story has a revolving theme every few chapters. Along the way, we’ll learn about how Alex and Sam came to meet, how they deal with daily issues, meet new people, and hope for the best that these two don’t end up losing their common sense.

Every three or four chapter brings up a new issue that the couple deals with or some stupid problem that probably could have been solved in a few minutes. Taking turns talking about their life together, every few chapters also switches between Alexis and Samantha telling it, allowing you to see what goes on from each person’s point of view. Will you really enjoy Alexis’ sarcastic and leadership determiner, or would you favor Samantha’s bubbly, laid back ways?

Alex & Sam’s Daily Life is always ready to read. Check back every few days to see who gets into trouble, or see who has to avoid trouble!