Don’t we all just love children? Aren’t they just the greatest bundle of joy, bringing happiness everywhere they go with their laughter and bubbly attitudes? Geez, aren’t they just… some of the most annoying things on the planet?
All they do is make loud noise, screaming at the top of their lungs for no apparent reason, running around the house in a mad dash chasing something that they made up? I mean, who the hell can have so much fun running after something that doesn’t exist?
They only thing that makes babysitting a kid doable is giving me enough cash to put up with it, and even then it needs to be a nice amount.
Kids suck.
Gina’s foot tapped as she stared down at Johnny dressed in nothing but his white underwear, a pair of holey socks, and a towel tied around his neck like a cape.
“Listen up, Dwight Apple.”
“Dwight Macintosh!”
Gina rolled her eyes and folded her arms, “Whatever. Listen up, twerp. I don’t need you making loud noise around here, it’s too late at night for that. Speaking of which…”
Reaching into her front pocket, Gina pulled out her phone and checked the time, nodding. “Bath time.”
Johnny screamed at the top of his lungs before running back upstairs, “No it isn’t!”
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